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POPSICLE(hi)
if you didnt  get the memo, and didnt see the parenthesis, popsicle means hi, in TARDS language
 
:) Welcome to U.S. tardsville!!! A place where all TARDS can grow and frolick together, whether in a cardboard box, or in the sky. Whether we can eat cookies, or whether we have to settle for pudding...(the president prefers to enjoy on one foot).

TARDS is a group created by Five 'Special' individuals. In fact this website was made by a bunch of eight graders...SOON TO BE NINTH :)
 
The "President"(she is nuttier than a walnut) is Talaysia AKA Splee. Whenever you become a TARD you get a name. Like, Splee or Poptart or Stroodle or Apple or Highly-Smart.
Most likely, they will be spelled wrong....purposefully...(again nuttier than a walnut) 

There are different levels of TARD, and those levels aaaaaaaaaare...
Tard-your on the first level
Retard-shouldnt need explaining
Adtard- advance-edly retarted
Extard- expert retard person
Protard-keep it proffesional
GodTard-your enemies will be bought to your office
Lastname- Once you recieve your TARD name and make it to this level, tard will be yo last name...EVA...ex: spleetard

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